This week, Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire bursts into theaters. In the film, Godzilla and King Kong must unite against a new threat to save the world. But if these two beasts really existed, their greatest common enemy would likely be physics. Journalist Tom Ward explained why in a story for WIRED.
In the movies, King Kong is reputed to be more than 100 meters (330 feet) tall and weigh some 158 tons. Godzilla is supposedly even bigger: a whopping 120 meters (390 feet) tall and 164 tons. But these monsters will only stomp across the movie screen. Animals that big would probably be too heavy to stand up. Earth’s true biggest animal, the blue whale, has the benefit of buoyancy to support its body. But even the biggest blue whales only grow to be about 30 meters (100 feet) long and 150 metric tons.
The actual largest ape ever to walk the Earth was a pipsqueak when compared with King Kong. That primate, Gigantopithecus blacki, wandered what is now China a couple million years ago. It resembled a 3-meter-tall (10-foot-tall) orangutan. Meanwhile, the largest Godzilla-like creatures on land would have been the dinosaurs. The biggest of those were the long-necked sauropods, which maxed out at less than 40 meters (120 feet) long and around 75 metric tons.
Still, if Godzilla or King Kong could exist, each one would bring some pretty neat adaptations to battle. Kiersten Formoso explored these in a story for The Conversation. Formoso is a functional morphologist. That type of scientist studies how animals’ skeletons and tissues let them move. King Kong would likely have a great arm for throwing, she says. His powerful jaws would have a super strong bite, too.
Godzilla, meanwhile, could use his tail as a whip, like some modern lizards do. The giant reptile’s scaly skin and sharp spikes would also offer good defense, Formoso says. Godzilla’s atomic breath is another question. No known reptile can do that. But perhaps it would be possible if Godzilla maintained a healthy diet of radioactive rocks or meat.
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