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‘Pack Your Lederhosen’
President Trump plans to announce yet more tariffs in the White House Rose Garden on Wednesday (he’s calling it “Liberation Day”).
“Like everything, he’s got to make it a spectacle,” Stephen Colbert said on Tuesday.
“Because when you elect a reality TV star, you get all your economic policy via rose ceremony.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“[imitating Trump] Germany, I enjoyed our time in the fantasy suite, but your home visit left me cold. Thirty percent tariffs across the board. Pack your lederhosen, Fräulein.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“This is very bad, but at least they admitted their mistake. I mean, who among us hasn’t accidentally popped a black bag over the head of a Maryland father and then rendered him to a hellscape prison in El Salvador?” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“If only there was a way that they could’ve presented this suspect before another person — someone who, I don’t know and I’m just spit-balling, maybe could’ve judged whether or not the person could have been deported.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“We can’t get one person out of a prison that we sent to that prison? JD Vance is out there calling dibs on rare earth minerals underneath Greenland and Ukraine, but with El Salvador, suddenly they’re, like, ‘Sorry, no hablo español.’” — MICHAEL KOSTA
The Bits Worth Watching
Paul Rudd joined Seth Meyers for a little day drinking on Tuesday’s “Late Night.”
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
The filmmaker John Waters and the comedian Wanda Sykes will appear on “Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney.”